Welcome to my survey
This is my survey
Feel free to enjoy my survey
It is a survey
An enjoyable survey
That is mine
Welcome

[1] Who the hell do you think you are?
Me
[2] Who the hell do you think I am?
You
[3] Are you male?
No
[4] Are you cute?
I dunno
[5] Are you male and cute?
Not male I dunno if Im cute
[6] Do you like boys?
Yes
[7] Are you male, cute, and like boys?
No
[8] Do you like the idea of two boys having fun with each other?
I dont care
[9] Would you mind terribly if I stalk you?
Not Really
[10] What is your address?
969-Im not telling you
[11] Phone number?
1-800-shut-the-hell-up
[12] Social security number?
I have no idea XD
[13] Mother’s maiden name?
Markham
[14] Do you like bondage?
huh? Bandaids?
[15] Do I like bondage?
I dunno
[16] Do “we” like bondage?
I dunno
[17] Top, bottom, or versatile?
what? O.O?
[18] How do I like it?
Spicy chinese food...mmm
[19] What are you looking at?
Your bluntness and sudden anger
[20] What is your key artistic trait?
I can draw...
[21] Do you enjoy doing your art?
Doing my art? NO XD
[22] Do you hate doing your art? Yes
[23] Why do you hate doing your art?
Because my sexual prefrences do not consist of paper
[24] I mean really, your art is pretty good, why do you say it is bad?
I never fricken said it was bad I just said Im not sexually attracted to my art you dipsh**
[25] Why do you swear?
Who the hell are you and how do you know what Im doing?
[26] Is that really an excuse?
...I guess not...
[27] Do you like boys?
Yes
[28] Do you like bad boys?
Yes Yes
[29] Are you a bad boy?
Hell No
[30] Am I a bad boy?
Are you even a boy?
[31] What makes a bad boy, bad?
Don't even start with me...
[32] Why are you answering so many questions?
Because I have no life
[33] Is it because you are a boy?
Im not a boy
[34] Are you a cute boy?
Im not a boy
[35] Are you cute, but bad boy?


(Future)
[36] What do you see in our future?
Me getting sued for killing you
[37] Do you see a bed?
Yes...your in it....dead
[38] Are you a boy?
No
[39] Are we in the bed together?
No
[40] What are we doing in the bed together?
We arent in bed together

(Past)
[41] How long did the Akkadians rule Mesopotamia?
I dunno
[42] How long did the Quin dynasty last?
I dunno
[43] How long has the United States been in power?
I dunno
[44] What is the ironic nature in which these politic have risen to power?
I dunno
[45] What is the likelihood of the United States breaking the Akkadian record?
I dunno

(Present)
[46] Are you prepared to don your gay apparel?
Not gay
[47] Are you a boy?
no
[48] How are the holidays treating you?The piss me off
[49] Are you a cute boy who likes boys?
No
[50] Who is currently the president of the United States, in his second term, who wants to ban gay marriage, and rule the world thus crowning himself king moron? BUSH! BUSH! BUSH! BUSH!